Bloodvine

This small leaf succulent grows up to 8 feet (2.4 meters) tall. The asymmetrical stem is silver, and is covered in brittle white spines. The irregular-edged, needle-like leaves are peach on the sides and blood red at the center. Copious amounts of them grow from the base in a symmetrical pattern. The leaves are sturdy, and are very difficult to pull away.

It is slow growing, taking 48 years to reach maturity. Once mature, several flowers with cream petals on the lower layer and amber petals decorated with black dots on the inner layer. The central disk is orange grow at the top, reappearing once every 7 years. The flower head is an uncoordinated mess of 37 curved petals. It has a strong scent that smells like a man.

The leaf succulent's skin is nearly impenetrable, the peach flesh is waxy, and the blue sap is thin.